delight of the evening
Jun. 11th, 2025 11:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Okay. So.
Admin: the LRP has a variety of in-game resources. One of the more valuable ones is mithril, which gets used for all sorts of things, like armour and weaponry and building works, particularly military ones.
This event we are seeing the launch of The Cow Stock Market. This inevitably was a topic of discussion over this evening's pizza: discussion of the designs of the I Promise To Pay The Bearer On Demand One (1) Cow slips! speculation over Cow Futures! debate over the impact on the gold mithril standard!
It'll be fiiiiiiiiiine, says A. It'll all be TOTALLY fine. You can absolutely build fortifications out of cows!
-- and at this point, for those of you who are abruptly cackling, I need to point out that A has not read Nona the Ninth.
I also need to point out that I am in a specific groupchat, specifically set up following the event where someone managed to get their hands on some copies of Nona a few days before official release and there was consequently significant in-field bartering for who got to be next in the queue to inhale them, that is named after. well. the cows. did you know that cows have best friends.
But A had no idea why I was abruptly losing it, and I decided that rather than attempt to explain I was in fact first of all going to Depart Our Table, find my Nona dealers, and relate unto them the story of The Thing A, All Unawares, Just Said.
The reaction was extremely gratifying.
I’m prolly more of an amateur noun
Jun. 11th, 2025 11:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
For Reasons I quite often check out books for Smalls (and Mediums and now actual young Grown Ups who have largely grown up in a different cultural and linguistic environment) about Gender stuff and Sexuality.
I’ve just read one that claims that The most commonly used pronouns are she/her/hers and he/him/his !
Obviously the actual most commonly used pronouns are I/me/mine, we/our/ours and you/yours.
(I’m now curious which of those gets used most).
He and she are just the most popular third-person singular pronouns. And even among third person pronouns if you add all the plural they/them/theirs to the singular ones then they must be more popular than the gender-specfic options.
There appear to be a load of grammatical challenged people in the world who think that pronoun means a-word-that-clues-others-into-your-gender rather than a-word-used-so-as-to-not-have-to-keep-repeating-people’s-names
They say I got brains
Jun. 11th, 2025 10:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
My ex-husband knows and thinks and cares so much about Brian Wilson that I feel like I shared a polycule with the man.
Wandering around the house tonight, doing the last chores of the evening while the Doof is finishing up, I hear "I Just Wasn't Made for These Times" and I still know all the words, still remember the pained 20somethings Andrew and I were when we met and he introduced me to this weird lonely musician and all his feelings which were also our weird lonely feelings.
There was always something terribly melancholy for me in Brian Wilson's music -- there's a demo of "Still I Dream of It" that used to make me so sad that just thinking about the song made me cry uncontrollably -- and all the more once I left my marriage and never really listened to the Beach Boys any more. And the odd time I hear them, on the radio or like now, I'm always a little thrown by how weird the commercially-released songs sound, without all the unreleased versions layered over them in my mind because those were more common in my marital home (like I said: Not a parasocial relationship for me, but a parasocial metamour).
D made sure I heard the news, and I texted Andrew once I did. I just couldn't let such a thing go by without saying I was thinking of him.
I think both Brian Wilson and Andrew eventually "found the thing they can put their heart and soul in to," as the song goes, and I'm really glad for that.
Five SFF Books About Oddballs Resisting Conformity
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Tales of dissidents, dissenters, and iconoclasts taking on the status quo...
Five SFF Books About Oddballs Resisting Conformity
This morning has been too much
Jun. 11th, 2025 12:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I didn't write here yesterday, but what I said on fedi last night was 'Tomorrow is going to be an absolutely disgusting day at work: stressful meetings, grim topics to dwell on..."
The stressful meetings weren't as bad as I expected. Though they were tiring. Lots to think about.
Then some other stuff happened that inspired a household conversation about logistics. All fine, very glad we can do the things we can do. But, more to think about.
Then I got a letter inviting me to my first in-person PIP (UK welfare benefits for disabled people) assessment in a decade.
It's next week, on the day of an important work thing.
At 9 in the morning.
In a part of the city I don't know at all. I don't want D to drive me but I'll have to do a practice run myself if I want to get the bus there. They always pick weird buildings that look like all the other buildings, or some industrial park miles from anywhere, or something inaccessible.
Anyway, back to work: I now have to spend the afternoon paying close attention to the Government's spending review, which is bound to make me angry and frustrated.
Mudlarking 17
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It was quiet, as people had been put off by the rain.
Earlier in the day, in an Ambient Lit workshop, I had pretended to be a dog and chased pigeons. “Woof”, I said to the pigeons on the foreshore.
There were patches of metal objects, nails, screws, objects once used.
I picked up pipes, pottery sherds and pieces of glass, and also a tiny heart shaped sticker. Thanks for the love, dear Thames.

Just One Thing (11 June 2025)
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Comment with Just One Thing you've accomplished in the last 24 hours or so. It doesn't have to be a hard thing, or even a thing that you think is particularly awesome. Just a thing that you did.
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sat up very straight at around this time last night and went "... oh"
Jun. 10th, 2025 11:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Two things:
I keep (especially post-surgery, cotemporal with relearning how to walk) finding more small ways that how I've been doing my various physio exercises isn't quite right. This is a good thing! Isn't it fascinating to be learning more about embodiment and how my body works and how I can best deploy my various muscles!
Up until the hypermobility clinic, all the physio I was ever prescribed made me worse, not better.
It abruptly dawned on me, all at once, that the subtlety of the changes I'm making with adjusting how I'm shifting my weight around and so on and so forth? Are almost certainly not actually externally visible. Like, yes, people not understanding hypermobility and problems with it was also Definitely A Problem, but -- the part where I'm still, mm, not necessarily fixing things but certainly developing them, finding places where even with What The Hypermobility Clinic Told Me To Do I wasn't getting quite right... well, the hypermobility specialists clearly went "eh, good enough", and in terms of the effects on my ability to Things I think they were clearly demonstrably provable correct, but -- yeah, okay, sudden understanding of some of just how difficult it would have been to correct some of this stuff.
(I'm very sure that all my various epiphanies will turn out to be about things that still aren't quite right, that I can still refine further -- I'm having an extended phase of that with Pilates right now -- but this is a good thing, actually. It's really nice to have such clear evidence that I'm getting to know and understand myself better.)
Mudlarking - 16 & the Mudlark
Jun. 10th, 2025 08:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The foreshore emptied and then there were more geese than humans and the goslings pecked at the wall, green with algae.
That day, I kept finding stripey pottery sherds. As I was going to meet Ingress players afterwards and our team colour is green, I started to concentrate on picking up green sherds. Green triangles!
I found another pipe with an “S” on it, different to the last. The other side looks like it could be a “P” so perhaps it was made by Solomon Price.
Another piece of Staffordshire Slipware, some more pink slag, and a sherd with a letter “E” on it.
It seemed appropriate to go to the Mudlark pub after that to meet friends and show them my bag of finds. On the walls of the pub were pictures of the foreshore and of pipes.

Tue 17 Jun 13:00: Feedback Forensics: A Toolkit to Measure AI Personality
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Feedback Forensics: A Toolkit to Measure AI Personality
Conventional AI benchmarks typically focus on the content of responses, for example checking factual (e.g. MMLU ) or mathematical correctness (e.g. GSM8k). However, for many language model applications, the manner (or “personality”) of a model’s responses also matters to users, for example how friendly or confident responses are. Recent issues with model releases highlight the limited ability of existing evaluation approaches to capture such personality traits: a ChatGPT model version was rolled back over sycophant personality issues, other models’ personalities have been critised to overfit to the Chatbot Arena leaderboard.
In this talk, I will introduce Feedback Forensics: our newly released toolkit to measure AI personality traits. Using our toolkit, I will first share results detecting the personality traits currently encouraged by popular human feedback datasets (incl. Chatbot Arena). Next, I will discuss changes and trends in personality traits exhibited across model families and versions. Finally, I will take a closer look the personality differences between the Chatbot Arena and publicly released version of Llama-4-Maverick.
The talk will feature a live demo of our personality visualisation tool and attendees are invited to follow along via our online platform https://feedbackforensics.com/ (laptops are encouraged).
- Speaker: Arduin Findeis (University of Cambridge)
- Tuesday 17 June 2025, 13:00-14:00
- Venue: Lecture Theatre 2, Computer Laboratory, William Gates Building.
- Series: Artificial Intelligence Research Group Talks (Computer Laboratory); organiser: Mateja Jamnik.
Just one thing: 10 June 2025
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Mon 04 Aug 11:00: Learning Under Constraints: From Federated Collaboration to Black-Box LLMs
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Learning Under Constraints: From Federated Collaboration to Black-Box LLMs
In both federated learning (FL) and large language model (LLMs) optimization, a central challenge is effective learning under constraints, ranging from data heterogeneity and personalization to limited communication and black-box access. In this talk, I present three approaches that address these challenges across different settings. FilFL improves generalization in FL by filtering clients based on their joint contribution to global performance. DPFL tackles decentralized personalization by learning asymmetric collaboration graphs under strict resource budgets. Moving beyond FL, I will present ACING , a reinforcement learning method for optimizing instructions in black-box LLMs under strict query budgets, where weights and gradients are inaccessible. While these works tackle distinct problems, they are unified by a common goal: developing efficient learning mechanisms that perform reliably under real-world constraints.
- Speaker: Salma Kharrat, Kaust
- Monday 04 August 2025, 11:00-12:00
- Venue: Computer Lab, FW26.
- Series: Cambridge ML Systems Seminar Series; organiser: Sally Matthews.
From This Day Forward by John Brunner
Jun. 10th, 2025 09:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

The sudden, shocking, return of Shockwave Reader. Will the living envy the dead?
From This Day Forward by John Brunner
Mon 30 Jun 13:00: 𝜇CFI: Formal Verification of Microarchitectural Control-flow Integrity
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𝜇CFI: Formal Verification of Microarchitectural Control-flow Integrity
abstract
Formal verification of hardware often requires the creation of clock-cycle accurate properties that need tedious and error-prone adaptations for each design. Property violations further require attention from verification engineers to identify affected instructions. This oftentimes manual effort hinders the adoption of formal verification at scale. This talk introduces Microarchitectural Control-Flow Integrity (𝜇CFI), a new general security property that can capture multiple classes of vulnerabilities under different threat models, most notably the microarchitectural violation of constant-time execution and (micro-)architectural vulnerabilities that allow an attacker to hijack the (architectural) control flow. We show a novel approach for the verification of 𝜇CFI using a single property that checks for information flows from instruction operands to the program counter by injecting taint at appropriate clock cycles.
To check arbitrary sequences of instructions and associate property violations to a specific Instruction Under Verification (IUV), we propose techniques for declassifying tainted data when it is being written to registers and forwarded from the IUV through architecturally known paths. We show that our verification approach is low effort (e.g., requires tagging six signals) while capturing all interactions between unbounded sequences of instructions in the extended threat model of 𝜇CFI. We verify four RISC -V CPUs against 𝜇CFI and prove that 𝜇CFI is satisfied in many cases while detecting five new security vulnerabilities (4 CVEs), three of which are in Ibex, which has already been checked by state-of-the-art verification approaches.
bio
Katharina Ceesay-Seitz gained several years of experience as embedded software developer and in formal verification related to functional safety at CERN and in the automotive field. She holds a Bachelor in software engineering and a Master’s in embedded systems, both from TU Wien. For her master thesis she received the Award of the Faculty of Electrical Engineering and Information Technology from TU Wien and the TÜV Austria Science Award. Currently she pursues a doctoral degree in hardware security at ETH Zurich, working on formal verification of CPU microarchitectures.
- Speaker: Katharina Ceesay-Seitz, ETH Zurich
- Monday 30 June 2025, 13:00-14:00
- Venue: Computer Laboratory, William Gates Building, LT2.
- Series: compiler socials; organiser: Luisa Cicolini.
Mudlarking 15
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It was lunchtime and not much beach could be seen. I’d gone down an alleyway that didn’t smell pleasant, and then down steps, and past flies. I walked back and forth on the small patch of shore anyway, while the tide went out and the beach gradually grew.
I found a small piece of glass, a blue and white sherd, and a mysterious brown metal object. It is not the telescope I imagined it was when I picked it up.
A man sat on the steps, but the tiny patch of foreshore was entirely mine that day.

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Mudlarking 15B
An after work trip to the foreshore, low tide was a few hours before.
A religious looking poster floated in the water, but later appeared on the shore.
An Egyptian goose walked by.
I found a tiny green plastic bottle with a swirl on it and I wondered what it once contained.
I found another square small black tile that looks modern, but I have about 4 now. Maybe I’ll find enough to make a space invader mosaic eventually.
There were a few broken pipe bowls, and what I thought was a piece of green pipe, but now looks like something else.
I found a stone with delightful stripes, or is it a fossil?

Thu 12 Jun 13:00: An Introduction to Self-supervised Learning
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An Introduction to Self-supervised Learning
Abstract
I will present a short tutorial on some approaches to self-supervised learning (SSL), assuming no background in machine learning. If time permits, I will present examples of the use of SSL for problems in energy systems.
Bio
Srinivasan Keshav is the Robert Sansom Professor of Computer Science at the University of Cambridge, focusing on the intersection of computer science and sustainability. He earned his PhD from UC Berkeley and has held roles at Bell Labs, Cornell University, and the University of Waterloo. A Fellow of the Royal Society of Canada, ACM , and IEEE , Keshav is recognized for his contributions to networking and sustainability. His research includes innovations in energy systems, carbon footprint reduction, and forest conservation using remote sensing. Keshav emphasizes practical applications of computer science to global challenges, fostering collaborative solutions in smart grids and biodiversity conservation.
- Speaker: Srinivasan Keshav, University of Cambridge
- Thursday 12 June 2025, 13:00-14:00
- Venue: Room SS03 at the William Gates Building and on Zoom: https://cl-cam-ac-uk.zoom.us/j/4361570789?pwd=Nkl2T3ZLaTZwRm05bzRTOUUxY3Q4QT09&from=addon .
- Series: Energy and Environment Group, Department of CST; organiser: lyr24.
Five Stories About Time Travel on a Limited Scale
Jun. 9th, 2025 12:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

No rules, no bureaucracy, just some randos messing around with the past, present, and future.
Five Stories About Time Travel on a Limited Scale